stay away from hospital bathrooms!

Take heed my friends and use this advice. Please stay away from hospital bathrooms.

I've finally had it. Yes the workers at these specific hospitals do a really good job of cleaning them, however some people who choose to use these washrooms, are either really sick....or faking sick for attention.

Against my better judgement, I had to use one of these facilities earlier today. I was in desperate need and thought that it wouldn't be that big a deal.

I entered the lavatory and walked over towards the toilet. It is then that I discovered a GIANT pile....of hair...(and let's just say for arguments sake that it wasn't from my head...or anyones HEAD for that matter...forget the 'arguments sake'...).

Someone that had just used the washroom prior to my entering it decided to do a trim job on their unmentionable areas.... Why would anyone in there right mind take care of that issue in the HOSPITAL washroom!

I actually screamed in complete horror. Thankfully my shreiks of terror didn't actually alert any of our local authourities, however thinking about it now maybe I should have tried to track down this sicko and have a cop arrested him for public disruptive behaviour.

Regardless. My advice is if you happend to find yourself in a similar situation, proceed with caution, remain calm and try not to cry/scream or shit yourself!

Take care friends, and have a beer. I know I will be once i'm done work!